When John Kerry rolls out a clutz, a liar, a drunk killer and the most corrupt president we've ever seen to speak on his behalf that
should set of alarms not only in your head, but in your daughters bedroom.
The HUN is comming.
I don't know where to start with this Milquetoast Poodle.
So this will be a 'Random Thoughts' column to honor John Kerry. The 'random' part for his speech that could pass for a sleep aid...
and the 'thoughts' part for everything missing from said speech.
He spoke of upholding the Constitution... yet didn't bother to adress the part that says health care is a 'right'. He must have
mis-spoke because it isn't there. On a bizaar note for sure, he also failed to mentinon the part in the constitution that
guarantees abortion rights for everyone! Like a buffet! In John Kerry's plan
children under 12 enter for free. Now that's compassion. In true liberal fashion there is no height requiement when claiming
ones rights. Even if their parents might think you're insane. And if anyone knows about parenting it's Kerry. The man who's
parental leadership produced a daughter that likes showing her tits at French film festivals.
That's the great thing about being a liberal! Even if you're a disaster you're still right! Which would explain why Jimmy Carter
gets more face time than a kook like Joe Lieberman. Liberals elevate failure like Star Jones eliminates marshmallows. Quickly and without any
thought of the consequences. Between her ass and Kerry's hair we're looking at the greatest blackout of common sense since
Hillary's father refused to wear a condom.
I heard a lot about family values as well. Since Kerry never seems to actually say anything I had to assume he meant gay marriage and
extended funding for Planned Parenthood. Clearly issues that stike to the very heart of America. Mom, apple pie, baseball and drive through
abortion. Our defense against islamist maniacs who want to chop off my head can wait.... How selfish of me.
And then there's Cleland. The greatest danger to US forces in Vietnam.
I can't say i'm surprised to hear what a poor opinion he, and Kerry for that matter, have of America. Listening to these to clowns you'd think
we were sitting through a screening of "The Day After Tomorrow"... or "Revenge of The Nerds."
How funny.. It's the end of the convention and Kerry it out watching the fireworks. Wanna know what the band is playing? The theme
from E.T.
Did Mel Brooks conduct this thing?
That'll do it for now I guess.
Strike a blow for justice....
Slap a liberal.
Thank youuuuu...
Getting to the 'bottom' of things
John Kerry, after an intense personal investigation,
emerges to declare that there are no documents in Sandy Bergers
pants.
The Diaper-Head Diaries
Ahug'e Assa-Hol'e is seen begging for his life to an
evil American Marine at the infamous Abu Ghraib prison after being
forced to wear the panties of Mrs. John Edwards on his head.
A torture technique that has landed the US in hot water with the
parachute industry for mismanaging resources.
The Right to Remain Silent
No comment necessary.
Crazy Picnic-Head!
In a hair-brained scheme to infiltrate
an Israeli compound, Akhmed Adulla Shabaaz A'la Carte cleverly disguises
himself as a picnic basket.
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